Monday, July 5, 2010

Phil the Barbarian gets clubbed by Heritage Canada Official!



Recently, Phil the Barbarian complained that Heritage Canada officials did not let him and his demoliton crew storm the gates of Brantford and commence the destruction of heritage buildings on Colborne Street.

Fortunately, the folks at the Heritage Canada Foundation are used to dealing with barbarians who hate arts and culture a.k.a. the Conservative Party of Canada. Natalie Bull the Executive Director of the the Heritage Canada Foundation in a clear and concise way suggests that Phil and elected officials should be gratified that a federal law designed to protect our natural and cultural heritage might just be doing the job it was created to do.



Given that Phil has a history of using the Canadian flag as his personal advertising space; it should come as no surprise that he is wrong on this issue as well.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

THROW THE BUMS OUT!

Anonymous said...

My name is Phil and I'm a knight elf mohawk!

Brantford Bob said...

Typical Phil. No respect for the flag or our history.

PHIL SUCKS said...

Phil is such a moron. Why does Phil want to destroy our own historic buildings? Can we please have an election so we can dump this guy already?

Phil-no-more said...

I have started going by Phillip as to not be associated with him anymore.

Curious George said...

What do you call somone from Brantford? A Brantfordian? Sounds like accordion...

holla atcha boi said...

Silly goose! that's what happens when you elect a conservative! when will we learn?

l33t-nurd said...

There once was a man named Phil,
His brain was the size of a pill,
He was slimy and green,
And completely obscene,
Hopefully soon he'll be nill.

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