Rob Ford / Phil McColeman comparison

There's been a lot of news lately about Rob Ford, and we here at Dump Phil thought it would be a worthy exercise to compare the world-famous mayor with our own Member of Parliament.  So here goes:

Rob Ford	Phil McColeman
Man	Man
Mayor of the City of Toronto	Member of Parliament for Brant
conservative	Conservative
Former labelmaker	Former construction guy
Likes Stephen Harper	Worships Stephen Harper
Does not wear glasses	Wears glasses
Has smoked crack cocaine	Criticizes the Liberals for considering regulating marijuana
#1 priority = subways	#1 priority = land claims
Lives in the Golden Horseshoe	Lives in Greater Golden Horseshoe
Has made some progress on subways	Has made no progress on land claims
“Tough on crime”	“Tough on crime”
Leader of Ford Nation	Not well-liked by First Nations
Lied about not doing drugs	Lied about his government’s involvement with Laurier Brant
Politically closed-minded	Politically closed-minded
Wears exciting neckties	Wears boring neckties

In conclusion, we'll let you draw your own conclusions!